"McMike" (mcmike)
05/28/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None
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"McMike" (mcmike)
05/28/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None | 10
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Franklin, TN - A woman was hospitalized and charged with DUI after crashing her car into a sidewalk mailbox.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 28, of Franklin, was hospitalized after crashing her SUV into a mailbox on Battle Avenue near Cannon Street at 9:00 last Wednesday morning. Arriving officers found Thomas extremely disoriented. An inventory of her vehicle revealed 13 nearly empty cans of whipped cream scattered throughout the vehicle. Thomas, charged with DUI and Failure to Report a Crash (for running her car into a ditch, at another location, prior to this crash), is due in court 06/04/2015 at 1:00 pm.
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Keep your eyes open for a Gawker/Jezebel/Front page article. We might have a new contestant.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 08:47 |
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NO2 goes in the engine, not in your lungs. silly.
RockThrillz89
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 08:51 |
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This is the true crime right here. Not getting that whole milk TruMoo chocolate milk. Scrub.
Also new billboard slogan for state highway patrols: If your brain feels gooey, you will get a DUI*: Whippet and Ticket.
*dew-ee
505Turbeaux
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 08:53 |
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maybe she just really likes whipped cream or something?!?!
If you dont have a setup to at least crack the cartridges, and you feel like you have to go bag a hit from the dairy case at the convenience store or 13, you got issues
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> 505Turbeaux
05/28/2015 at 08:58 |
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Or maybe she’s just into some kinky shit.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 09:00 |
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Lol, Lexus. Also, why hospitalized? Surely not from the accident?
CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
05/28/2015 at 09:04 |
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This can’t even remotely be a cost efficient delivery mechanism.
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505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
05/28/2015 at 09:17 |
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I mean, we had the whipped cream making canister and used to crack 5 in there at once and go walk around the mall - WHEN WE WERE 15!!!
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505Turbeaux
> Snuze: Needs another Swede
05/28/2015 at 09:18 |
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I did notice the chocolate milk and high heels...
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 09:30 |
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This is where I lived last year and work now. This suburban, transplant (yankee) white people central. Riddled with retail stores and covered in Highlander, Odyssey, and Lexus RX driving moms. IT is both a pretty and horrible place to experience life. And this is happening just after school gets out. Many of these kids go to high dollar uni in a few months.
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> RockThrillz89
05/28/2015 at 09:41 |
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I have called it that ever since my marine corps days, mostly to make fun of the idiots who would get DUIs on the weekends
DrScientist
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 10:00 |
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DrScientist
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
05/28/2015 at 10:04 |
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kid? she’s 28 years old! hopefully she doesnt have kids of her own.
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 11:05 |
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It appears she has a history of being arrested. The picture in the article is not the current booking photo, but one from last year.
*2014 arrest photo, updated booking photo currently not available
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 13:36 |
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Maybe she’s just a “Pro” and whipped cream is her thing?
mwoodski
> McMike
05/28/2015 at 18:57 |
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aye gurl w’sup